Showing posts with label bite me. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bite me. Show all posts

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Weekend news

Went shopping on Saturday. Wow, the traffic! It was like 7am on Monday morning instead of 11am Saturday! There had been a couple of accidents on the interstate, so traffic was being rerouted to another road. That rerouting disrupted lanes going both north and south! How is that even possible? HOW?? It took twice as long to get where we were going and twice as long to get back home again.

Sometimes traffic makes me so mad I vow never to leave the house again. One of these days I'll do it. I swear I will.

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Fresh out of the box

Does it have that new blog smell? All I can smell is rain and something else. Smells like the neighbors cooked something rotten and put hot ketchup on it. Yum. <3

Anywho... this blog will be about my life, mostly. I hope not to torture anyone about whatever aches and pains, strokes, heart attacks, oh the misery, etc. Because that's boring as hell, yo. I might be boring but I'm not that conceited to think people would actually want to moan with me.

So whatevs....

Hey! I've been wanting to put up a blog for a while. My birthday is coming up on Friday and I figured I'd do it now and just get it overwith and such. Yes? yes.

So now... how do I get followers?